Today's Report

• Premarket futures are negative following comments from Bernanke. Read my premarket report (The Kirk Report)

• An ETF screen showing new highs & new lows (ETF Screen)

• Side by side charts of the two ETFs at the top & bottom of that same ETF screen (The Kirk Report)

• Have trouble reading financial reports? Don't feel bad - they don't understand them either (Harvard)

• That was quick - the pullback lasted 10 minutes (The Kirk Report)

• We've seen it before. Every bull run brings out jokers who make outrageous trading claims. (Mark Hulbert)

• 7 lessons from the bull market. (Kiplinger)

• A screen for contrarians - stocks down -30% or more this week. (FinViz)

• Three quirky ETFs that beat the market focus on spin-offs, insiders, and buybacks (Kiplinger)

• I almost fell asleep reading this list of best ideas (Morgan Stanley)

• The trading desks must be under the instruction to keep us pinned around S&P 1070 before next week's options expiration (The Kirk Report)

• Three investment themes that could drive the market forward (Karl Mills)

• 5 dumbest things on Wall Street (TheStreet.com)

• Only a matter of time before a big bailout for Fannie Mae (Washington Post)

• Bernanke claims he will be the first to tighten (Wall St. Cheat Sheet)

• Two key concepts that investors must master: value and cycles (Oak Tree Capital)

• Sector P/E ratios on the rise (Bespoke)

• Everyone is talking about the ECRI's weekly leading index at a new high. But, should we really care? (CXO Advisory)

• Duh! Economists say consumer spending will be bad if unemployment stays high (Bloomberg)

• Six factors why the housing market only looks better (Whitney Tilson)

• Why the UUP is bouncing - an aborted run on the dollar (Planet Yelnick)

• Next week's earnings preview (Zacks)

• Next week's top 11 earnings reports (24/7 Wall Street)

• Let the chips USD fall where they may - watch potential H&S formation (The Kirk Report)

• Chart pattern trading setups for the weekend (Thomas Bulkowski)

• Play the Fed Game (Federal Reserve Of San Francisco)

• Overbought/oversold & ATR filters for my stock screen machine have been just updated for the week (The Kirk Report)

• Now you too can lose money like a Quant (Index Universe)

• The market is now so short-term focused everyone had to rehire their technicians (MarketBeat)

• Top stock winners & losers this week (Briefing.com)

• Voodoo technicals! (Michael Kohn)

• Ok. Then how about 10 dividend stocks that beat the market (Jim Jubak)

• S&P 500 stocks up the most since the market high (Bespoke)

• The market is clearly expecting another earnings season rally. Read my after-hours report (The Kirk Report)

• "You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again." - Bonnie Prudden